m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

You are such a cunt just stop omg

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land